Tonight I went to McDonald's with my wife, we ordered two smoothies and were asked to go to the first window to pay. When I approached the window, the employee looked at me and said "Do you have two smoothies?" I smirked and said "Nope, do you?"
This is the face he gave me:
He then asked for my card and directed me to the next window.
Some guys just can't take a McJoke. Na na na na na... He hated me!