Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Funny- "How you know your daughter is an American"

How do I know that my kid is an American? Let me tell you a little story from two nights ago:

ME: Sweetheart, what sound does a dog make?
2 Year Old Daughter: Phew! (Shotgun sound)
ME: And what sound does a cat make?
2 Year Old Daughter: Phew! (Shotgun sound)
ME: What sound does the gun make?
2 Year Old Daughter: (face gets sad) uh oh!

Don't ask me how she learned it, I'm a pacifist.
P.S. No animals were hurt in the teaching of her animal sounds

-Somebody's Father-

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